When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough…Play Golf?

18Aug08

The Stratford Mayor’s 3rd Annual Charity Golf Tournament will take place on Monday, August 18, 2008.

Please make checks payable to:
Stratford Mayor’s Charity Events, Inc.
Mail check with Sponsorship/Donation Form to:
Mayor James R. Miron
Stratford Town Hall
2725 Main Street
Stratford, CT 06615

This is your chance, Mike. If you meet Mayor Moron at the turn, you can have your meeting with him in front of witnesses. I wonder if Pat Sperling is waiting at the clubhouse for her meeting?

This may be the only event of the year where Mayor Moron shows up on time.

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24 Responses to “When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough…Play Golf?”

  1. 1 1george1

    Hmmm?
    The PUNS?

    Will Miron take a Mulligan?

    What is Miron’s handicap?
    (no insult or reference to physical handicap)

    Can the PUTZ, make PUTTS?

    Will he be rolling in the GREEN?

    Will he have GOOD LIES?

    Will his scorecard have same credibility as his BUDGETS?

    Will everyone get GIMMEs?

    Will they rename the FAIR WAYS?

    Will they recalculate the BOGEY’S and DOUBLE BOGEYS
    into BIRDIES and EAGLES, by the VULTURES?

    Will anyone leave the 19th HOLE?

    Are some coming to play because they think a TITLIST is a Stripper’s
    Program?

    Will anyone want to win the MAYOR’S CUP?

    Will there be Match Play, Skins, Best Ball, or just B. S.?

    How much of the Money raised for Charity will go the FREE DICK MIRON
    FUND?
    Heck, with Burturla around, will any money go to Charity instead of BMD?

  2. 2 jezebel282

    Or….

    For Miron, golf is like life; always trying to get his balls near the hole with very few strokes.

  3. 3 sudds

    Public Service Announcement…

    Those wishing to golf and help a serious cause can play in the Sterling Classic Golf Tournament (benefitting… you guessed it… the Sterling House!!!) on September 22nd at Mill River Country Club!!!

    For further information please contact Sue Koperwatts at (203) 378-2606 x 107

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled program…

  4. 4 jezebel282

    Sudds,

    You’re not playing are you?

    There are fewer daylight hours then. Nobody else will have a chance to play.

  5. 5 sudds

    Yes I am… but it’s a scramble… so my handicap of 237 actually HELPS the team!!!

  6. 6 jezebel282

    Sudds,

    LOL!

    Ok I’ll think about it. But your group had better be off the hole in less than 3 hours!

  7. 7 jezebel282

    It would be very interesting if Mayor Moron would publish the list of donations made by Stratford Mayor’s Charity Events, Inc. It should include the total amount received, the amounts donated, the receiver, and the date.

    After all, would anyone in their right mind just give cash to Jim Miron or Rich Buturla based on “Trust me”?

  8. 8 1george1

    Discarded?

    Something new?

  9. 9 jezebel282

    George,

    Huh?

  10. 10 1george1

    I posted a blog.

    The screen came up WHITE, with a single word:

    discarded

  11. 11 jezebel282

    George,

    Beats me. I didn’t do it.

  12. Stratford Citizens,

    We must begin the march NOW!

  13. 13 jezebel282

    Cyclops!

    Enough.

    Just tell us where the march begins.

  14. 14 1george1

    By my count, from recent bloggers, the parade will include 6 people.

  15. 15 jezebel282

    George,

    I don’t think so. There have been 200+ separate page views today and it’s only 10:15 AM.

  16. 16 starlooker

    Hi:

    I just bought new sneakers… I am ready to march…. Just give time and date and I will send e-mails out to many I know who would also.

  17. 17 sudds

    You can start tomorrow…

    The town Republicans (who else can possibly defeat Miron?) are have a Summer Picnic and Golf Tournament fundraiser… either go and support them or…

    …please shut the @#$% up already!!!

    Time to put your words into action (unless of course you’re all just full of hot air), because if you’re not supporting those against Miron… then you’re for him!!!

    http://www.stratfordrepublicans.com

  18. 18 jezebel282

    Sudds,

    Oh brother! Short Beach is going to be crawling with Republicans tomorrow?

    Hey wait a minute! Isn’t Sperling a (eeww) Republican? I’ll play if she plays. Oh darn! I’m not a Republican.

  19. 19 1george1

    Jeze,
    I viewed 4 pages.
    I came back twice in that time frame = 8 page views.

    200 divided by 8 = 25 people

    divided by 10 = 20 people

    How many different IP Addresses view the site?
    Today?
    Maximum?

  20. 20 1george1

    “Short Beach is going to be “crawling” with Republicans tomorrow?”
    “Short Beach is going to be “SLITHERING” with Republicans tomorrow?”

    Where / when is the DEMONcRAT picnic?

  21. 21 jezebel282

    George,

    How come I always have to do the work?

    So far today 186 different IP addresses. (That took a while to calculate, by the way. You’re welcome.)

  22. 22 mikereynolds

    Jez,
    You know that doesn’t mean that 186 different people viewed this blog. With ATT DSL your IP address changes often so one person can show up from a couple or more addresses.

    But its still alot.

  23. 23 jezebel282

    Mike,

    I understand the difference between dynamic & static IP’s. However, you get what you pay for. I’m not about to write tracking software for George.

  24. 24 1george1

    Jeze,

    Thank you.

    While some people may not take your word for your IP count, I do.
    Even if there are a few dynamic IPs, it gives a ballpark… 🙂

    Hmmmm?
    There are about 90 to 100 people on the DEMONcRAT and 90 to 100
    people on the RePUBliCONNartist Town Committees….

    Of the 186 SEPARATE IPs, I wonder if most (some) of them, belong in Jail?
    Teasin? 😉


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